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Yah I got a pretty cool idea

I have an idea for my 'dude'... he's a freelance reporter in southern Canada, investigating a death or something that smells to him like a cover-up. he's written a couple of articles on it already, but none of the local papers want to publish them — they're too bizzar, too nerveracking to read. finally, he comes across this group of like-minded loser on the web, and they give him some piece of information that opens up a big new lead. he starts down this new hallway of mystery, and *snap* he's never seen again.
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Now that's a good idea. Both of them.
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Thanks man
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i and a thesaurus couldn't have said it better.

but i was serious, though.. we should start coming up with our input ideas. how many of us are participating? are we agreed on the premise of the doomed website? if not, what's an alternative?

if i'm the most serious one here, this project is in trouble
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maybe instead of a doomed news website, a doomed X-Day website? you know, like the Church of the Subgenius makes predictions on when the Xists will come back to Earth, but darker.

if we still want to make it totally serious, we could backdate the Doomsday to like, the date of an earthquake or erupting volcano or something like it.
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hmm.. how about the big tsunami last winter? maybe everything could lead up to that, only 'we' can't see what all the clues mean
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Yah we can have a big thing on jesus sightings and shit
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ooh, tsunami. nice. i had forgotten about that.
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Woh...lets not forget Jesus sightings...
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and there's this, from August '06.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/maiken.asp
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hey, the Jesus in a frying pan doesn't look half-bad.

has anyone tried selling like, Jesus and Mary waffle irons yet? ones that'll put an image of either on a waffle for you?
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Probably...but you just might have something there...
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unless people start eating these religious icons instead of preserving them, a great surplus of bejesused foodstuffs will be our just desserts
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I like the tsunami idea myself.
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