The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:51 pm**

mmmmm.... texture

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:48 am**

McDonalds food has no taste, only texture.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:08 am**

^ agreed

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:09 pm**

Most of the time it doesn't even have texture.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:29 pm**

aren't cows sacred in ireland? they're probably substituting tofu or haggis or something

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:36 pm**

JJ Burke wrote:aren't cows sacred in ireland? they're probably substituting tofu or haggis or something

Nah, it's the gannet that's sacred. Just try and get gannet meat in Ireland. You'll be lucky if they give you soy beans.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:41 pm**

Macdonalds food is made of worms...I thought I already said that.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:38 pm**

earthworms?

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:46 pm**

Pinonomicon wrote:Macdonalds food is made of worms...I thought I already said that.

I can't believe you think that worms are tasteless.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:00 am**

Well fresh ones taste like dirt

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:36 pm**

Worms don't really taste that bad...
Grasshoppers are better though.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:22 pm**

JJ Burke wrote:aren't cows sacred in ireland? they're probably substituting tofu or haggis or something

No. Just sheep and beer trees.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:33 pm**

Pinonomicon wrote:Well fresh ones taste like dirt

But not the good grain-fed variety. Those have a rich, nutty flavor, with just a hint of dirt.

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:18 pm**

McDanolds is made out of all the diseased and second hand meat that the farmer sells for cheap. Then they just poor salt on it to mask the taste

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2006 9:43 pm**

mmmmm.... salt

Innsmouth effect?