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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:19 am
by Rodr-Evil
Pinonomicon wrote:Try anti-monster spray.

http://www.monstergoaway.com/
I want one!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:29 am
by JJ Burke
that stuff really works.. especially when they get it in my eyes

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:35 pm
by E.A. Lovecraft
How many times do I have to tell you to quit lurking under children's beds?

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:04 pm
by JJ Burke
how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, what about my enemy's friends' enemies?

where do babies come from?

these are all deep veins of rhetorical meditation

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:27 pm
by odin2
JJ Burke wrote:how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

if the enemy of my enemy is my friend, what about my enemy's friends' enemies?

where do babies come from?

these are all deep veins of rhetorical meditation

1: three
2: They are your enemies
3: Go ask your mom.

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:12 pm
by JJ Burke
why don't i ask your mom, as she's right here handy
OOOOOOOOOOOO, dissssssssssssssss

i'm just kidding.
i don't know where your mom is right now

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:24 pm
by Pinonomicon
You don't know where she's been...

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:26 pm
by Rodr-Evil
I change my option, I would keep on observing hidden and in silence with nachos.

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:29 pm
by JJ Burke
you will require the stealth, agility, and overall robustness of a water bear

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:33 pm
by Rodr-Evil
the most probable thing is that I die without eating anything at all

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 12:27 pm
by Hodgson
Rodr-Evil wrote:I change my option, I would keep on observing hidden and in silence with nachos.
Come to a place where Cthulhu is risen
with slime-covered stones and storm-blackened skies
Cthulhu is calling, the cultists all answer
and head off to hideous R'lyeh. . . .

[chorus]
Hidden and in silence with nachos!
Hidden and in silence with nachos!

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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:48 pm
by Rodr-Evil
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:43 am
by E.A. Lovecraft
Nachos might not be the best food choice if silent observation is your goal.

Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:53 pm
by Jesus Prime
You suck the nacho of all its nutrients (not a hard task), then hoarde them as ablative armour.

Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:09 pm
by odin2
Or soak them in nacho cheese untill they are soggy.