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Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:25 pm
by Pinonomicon
Or a secret society.
with secret sauce.

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:33 pm
by odin2
I want to eat Guinea Pig....

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:44 pm
by Hodgson
krakenten wrote:Like that Davey Jones thing in Pirates, a seafood platter gone wrong?
Remind you of anyone we know?
Davy Jones is the devil.

And yes, 'seafood platter gone wrong' reminds me of a lot of people I know.

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:47 pm
by krakenten
It's said to be very dry, and not so tasty-I think they make a better pet than an entree.
The meat is called Qui, and sold in Latino markets-but not in California where it's illegal to sell the flesh of animals commonly kept as pets.

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:54 pm
by krakenten
How can Davey Jones be the Devil?
Do they say, the Devil's Locker?
If Davey Jones was the Devil, he'd be the Devil, not Davey Jones!
The Devil as one of the Monkees? Preposterous!
If Davey Jones was the Devil, and one of the Monkees wouldn't they be Sea Monkees?
Don't get me started on that!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:59 pm
by odin2
krakenten wrote:It's said to be very dry, and not so tasty-I think they make a better pet than an entree.
The meat is called Qui, and sold in Latino markets-but not in California where it's illegal to sell the flesh of animals commonly kept as pets.
Don't you just hate that law?

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:16 pm
by Hodgson
krakenten wrote:The Devil as one of the Monkees? Preposterous!
Not so preposterous.

Image

Aggh!

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:30 pm
by krakenten
Ok, you asked for it!
Sea Monkeys were sold by a strange man who also made a lot of money selling a steel whip called Kiyoga-the Steel Cobra.
Somehow, a court ruled that it was legal to carry this device with no permit(special laws were promptly passed to prohibit this) and for a while steel whips were very popular with all kinds of people.
For self defense, the steel whip is pretty good, hurts like Hell but not likely to break any bones or cause death.
I often think how painful a whack across Big Jim and the Kids would be, with this thing.
The Steel Cobra is no longer with us-it had a patented magnetic lock to keep it closed, and with the death of the Sea Monkey magnate a few years ago, the status of the patent became murky.
The Sea Monkey biz passed to his daughter, but she has not revived the Steel Cobra.
Why?
Because, although born a Jew, the Sea Monkey Man became an ardent neo-Nazi, and he had assigned the profits from the Kiyoga to a legal defense fund for American Nazis!
Life is very strange.













steel Cobra.

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:09 pm
by Eternities End
looks like that evil monkey pissed itself

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:50 am
by JJ Burke
you would too, if you were that evil

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:38 am
by Yog-Sothoth
Hodgson wrote:
krakenten wrote:Like that Davey Jones thing in Pirates, a seafood platter gone wrong?
Remind you of anyone we know?
Davy Jones is the devil.

And yes, 'seafood platter gone wrong' reminds me of a lot of people I know.
Your damn right he is, Who cares if he can play the organ with his tentacles? Cthulhu can play Stairway to heaven on a Double-Neck guitar with his!

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:34 am
by Eternities End
JJ Burke wrote:you would too, if you were that evil
Yah you got a point there

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:29 pm
by odin2
Neo-Nazis sea-monkeys!!!

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:16 pm
by krakenten
I couldn't make it up.

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:31 pm
by Eternities End
odin2 wrote:Neo-Nazis sea-monkeys!!!
It all makes sense now