The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:41 am**

nachos with chile sauce it is the best, with good red wine.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:42 am**

Shush, I was preoccupied with the golf shoes.

Posted: **Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:28 pm**

What would I do? Beg a Yithian to zap me back to Australia.

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:50 am**

Maxmillian wrote:What would I do? Beg a Yithian to zap me back to Australia.

Won't help. Cthulhu won't skip Australia. He loves it there.

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:16 pm**

Yeah, and without Steve Irwin we're doomed.

Posted: **Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:03 pm**

Jesus Prime wrote:Yeah, and without Steve Irwin we're doomed.

Herb West might be able to remedy that.

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:29 pm**

Herby can fix anything!!....as long as its dead.

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:19 pm**

freshness matters too

Posted: **Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:32 pm**

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Yeah, and without Steve Irwin we're doomed.
Herb West might be able to remedy that.

I guess I shouldn't have finshed that burger, then...

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:47 pm**

Alright, now I have a mental image of a re-animated Steve Irwin facing down Great Cthulhu and exclaiming "Ain't she a beauty!"

Posted: **Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:23 pm**

Meh he could take him...but hes gonna need some back up...perhaps some sort of super team?

Posted: **Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:50 am**

Yeah. Someone go find Ray Mears.

Posted: **Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:32 am**

What would I do? To quote Denis Leary playing John Wayne,

I'LL GROW GILLS AND BREATHE LIKE A FISH!

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 2:22 pm**

I will take out my Cthulhu amulet and start screaming "IA CTHULHU! IA PUTIN!"

One of two deities will find that nice and have mercy upon me.

I just don't know whether it will be Cthulhu or Nya... khem... Putin

Or, if that fails, run for my life and observe the end. Mighta learn some Eldritch magic before getting killed (I will be easy when "Eldritch" is all around).
If successfull at magic, or if backed up be one of two Higher Entities mentioned above (or by both), will party and do all the shit people are usualy forbidden (heh, no more society? Ledz party!) untill the bitter end.

Will also try to seduce a female Deep One

P.S.: Most probably will end up eaten by a deep one.

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2007 4:08 pm**

I can't see seducing a female deep one to be that hard of a task.
"Hey, you start a cult here often? We'd have some awfully pretty hybrid spawn, don't you think?"

The Temple of Dagon

The Stars are almost Right. What do you do?