The Temple of Dagon

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:22 pm**

I am better than any of you.

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:50 pm**

Corrupt bastard

Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:34 pm**

¡¡libertad!! ¡¡libertad!! attica!! remember the alamo¡! geronimo!! banzai!! sic 'em!! sic semper tyrannis!! down with the bourgeois proletariat!! burn the paper tigers!! mate the real ones with lions to make ligers and then paint them green and ride them into battle with the power of greyskull!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
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Posted: **Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:36 pm**

JJ Burke wrote:
¡¡libertad!! ¡¡libertad!! attica!! remember the alamo¡! geronimo!! banzai!! sic 'em!! sic semper tyrannis!! down with the bourgeois proletariat!! burn the paper tigers!! mate the real ones with lions to make ligers and then paint them green and ride them into battle with the power of greyskull!! I'LL KILL YOU!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OO0OoOO0oo o o o oo o ...

I Agree!

WhooooOooOoOoooOOoO

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:33 pm**

Just you try it.

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:30 pm**

ok!

do you have any tigers and/or lions we can borrow?

of course you realize we'll have monkey-on-dog support. and some kind of swallow-coconut air force, probably

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:16 pm**

Then you seem set already, and odn't need my help.

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:04 pm**

JJ Burke wrote:ok!

do you have any tigers and/or lions we can borrow?

of course you realize we'll have monkey-on-dog support. and some kind of swallow-coconut air force, probably

And 10,000 angry squirrels.

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:43 pm**

see! your oppression has galvanized a grassroots uprising among all the woodland creatures

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:54 pm**

Fie on your squirrels! They are no match for my astral dreadnaughts!

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:32 pm**

JJ Burke wrote:ok!

do you have any tigers and/or lions we can borrow?

of course you realize we'll have monkey-on-dog support. and some kind of swallow-coconut air force, probably

Just how far can a swallow carry a coconut?

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:43 pm**

from an aircraft carrier the size of ten aircraft carriers? about 280 meters.. but we haven't even started breeding the proper swallows or coconuts yet.

there's going to be a lot of breeding before this thing is over

mark my words

Posted: **Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:23 pm**

I will travel south and amass the largest army of turtles that the world has ever seen...plus I will travel to the jungles of Peru and have the fables Man Chicken join our cause!

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:51 am**

Posted: **Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:26 am**

You think he's going to help you? Man-Chicken has long been in my employ.

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