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H.P Lovecraft's The Tomb! Travesty of Justice. Piece of Shit
Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:55 pm
by Eternities End
So I walk into my local movie store to rent some B movies up with my chum palls and I come across a film take on good old Lovecrafts short story the Tomb...naturally I was exited because I was surprised that my hick town movie store would contain such a movie. anxiously I read the back in hopes to remember the plot (The Tomb as I can recall sucked so I was seeing if it was the same story I thought it was). Disgust quickly turned to rage as I read the gay rip off "Saw" plot and I cast it down and walked out of the store...Once I got home I realized this was a worst travesty of Lovecraft then I'd ever seen...
Anyways check out this online review
http://popcornjunkies.insidepulse.com/a ... eview.html
Re: H.P Lovecraft's The Tomb! Travesty of Justice. Piece of
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:40 am
by odin2
wrote:Congratulations Ulli, you have made the most amateur film that I have ever seen.
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:47 pm
by Jesus Prime
Thanks for the heads-up.
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:06 pm
by Eternities End
No Problem my friend
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:35 pm
by Ktulu
i just saw this, but too late. It really is a piece of shit. Its really only related to Lovecraft in the sense they end up talking about him. a lot. which really takes you out of the story. and it does not look good, a little worse than 28 days later camera quality (the difference being 28 days later was a good movie.) Avoid at all costs...
Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:33 pm
by Eternities End
I say we fire bomb the guy who made it!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:22 am
by odin2
Burn his crops, poison his water supply and deliver a plague upon his house!!!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:38 pm
by Ktulu
how about we piss on his dog?
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:26 pm
by odin2
Yeah, that to!!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:52 pm
by Eternities End
How bout we ask to use his bathroom...then we take a dump in the water tank on the back of the toilette...so then his bathroom smells like shit and he has no idea why!
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:18 pm
by odin2
I already did that.
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:05 pm
by Eternities End
Bullshit you did! I invented that little revenge tool
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:53 pm
by Ktulu
put quickdry concrete in his toilet
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:03 am
by Jesus Prime
But that doesn't smell! You need to throw something manky and dead in the cistern.
Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:17 pm
by Ktulu
wether it smells or not, have you ever gone to take a shit and the toilet is full of concrete?