The Stars are almost Right. What do you do?

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The Great Old Ones are coming. What do you do?

Start worshiping Cthulhu or another Great Old One and hope They let you live.
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Enjoy yourself for a year then put a bullet through your brain and that of your family.
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Get supplies, and weapons together, collect a few likeminded people, build up a base and die fighting.
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Try escaping into the Dreamlands. Very risky might not work plus They might follow you.
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Something else. Please describe.
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12%
 
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odin2 wrote:
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Ah, but I have bushcraft. And a Snake Plissken-esque doggedness.
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But we have Cthulhu!
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or does cthulhu have you? muahuahuahahahahuahuahuahahamua
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I have more posts than Cthulhu.
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Cthulhu Eats posts for lunch!!
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Obviously not fast enough.
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He is still sleeping.
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Gives me time to rack up enough to give him heartburn.
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You could always just lay low and wait around for your brain to be raped by those damn Yithians.
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Eternities End wrote:You could always just lay low and wait around for your brain to be raped by those damn Yithians.
My aluminum-foil hat does a good job of keeping them at bay.
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eBay?
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Botany Bay
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I just keep my mind below their desired level with the right amount of wrestling and beer.
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and chiks
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Try anti-monster spray.

http://www.monstergoaway.com/
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