HPLFF accepts The Yawning Abyssm for 2006 premier.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:49 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:clutter up her butter gutter.

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:55 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:I want to lock Better Crocker in the kithcen and knock her upper during supper, clutter up her butter gutter. Hostess Ding-Dong wrapped an egg roll around my wong, and Dolly Madison proceeded to ping my pong. Your Milky Way is M&M in your britches, and I'll tell you, Baby Ruth, it looks might delicious. So keep blowing my gum, cause here I come, going to get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum.

I move that JP be permanently banned for ruining the wholesome associations of Better Crocker, Hostess, etc. as well as for going horribly, horribly off-topic.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:02 pm

and for what he said about cheetos®!!!!!!!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:19 pm

Poor Chester...

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 4:20 pm

So there's no Mr. Bungle fans about?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:34 pm

Last I heard there was one left . . . on an island somewhere.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 1:12 pm

No, he got voted off.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:20 pm

This island doesn't happen to be full of provos, does it?

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:26 pm

Are there still provos?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:31 pm

i heard there's a provo in utah... somebody should check it out

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:33 pm

It's their overseas training camp.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:34 am

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Are there still provos?

Yeah, but now only the Unionists officially have guns.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 7:40 pm

Was there ever any evidence that the IRA actually destroyed its weapons?

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:41 am

EG_Administration · Post by **EG_Administration** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:12 am

you boys have got it all wrong. The fact is that if the ice metls more than once in a single year, than its up for bad business on those poor, simple creatures that wollow along the river banks and souther seashores of lower lands. Oh, grace be with them, for they are small, and bare no names to their death beds.