Another strange fact

Pinonomicon · Post by **Pinonomicon** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:25 pm

Or a secret society.

with secret sauce.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:33 pm

I want to eat Guinea Pig....

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:44 pm

krakenten wrote:Like that Davey Jones thing in Pirates, a seafood platter gone wrong?
Remind you of anyone we know?

Davy Jones is the devil.

And yes, 'seafood platter gone wrong' reminds me of a lot of people I know.

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:47 pm

It's said to be very dry, and not so tasty-I think they make a better pet than an entree.
The meat is called Qui, and sold in Latino markets-but not in California where it's illegal to sell the flesh of animals commonly kept as pets.

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:54 pm

How can Davey Jones be the Devil?
Do they say, the Devil's Locker?
If Davey Jones was the Devil, he'd be the Devil, not Davey Jones!
The Devil as one of the Monkees? Preposterous!
If Davey Jones was the Devil, and one of the Monkees wouldn't they be Sea Monkees?
Don't get me started on that!!!!!!

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:59 pm

krakenten wrote:It's said to be very dry, and not so tasty-I think they make a better pet than an entree.
The meat is called Qui, and sold in Latino markets-but not in California where it's illegal to sell the flesh of animals commonly kept as pets.

Don't you just hate that law?

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:16 pm

krakenten wrote:The Devil as one of the Monkees? Preposterous!

Not so preposterous.

Aggh!

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:30 pm

Ok, you asked for it!
Sea Monkeys were sold by a strange man who also made a lot of money selling a steel whip called Kiyoga-the Steel Cobra.
Somehow, a court ruled that it was legal to carry this device with no permit(special laws were promptly passed to prohibit this) and for a while steel whips were very popular with all kinds of people.
For self defense, the steel whip is pretty good, hurts like Hell but not likely to break any bones or cause death.
I often think how painful a whack across Big Jim and the Kids would be, with this thing.
The Steel Cobra is no longer with us-it had a patented magnetic lock to keep it closed, and with the death of the Sea Monkey magnate a few years ago, the status of the patent became murky.
The Sea Monkey biz passed to his daughter, but she has not revived the Steel Cobra.
Why?
Because, although born a Jew, the Sea Monkey Man became an ardent neo-Nazi, and he had assigned the profits from the Kiyoga to a legal defense fund for American Nazis!
Life is very strange.

steel Cobra.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:09 pm

looks like that evil monkey pissed itself

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:50 am

you would too, if you were that evil

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:38 am

Hodgson wrote:
krakenten wrote:Like that Davey Jones thing in Pirates, a seafood platter gone wrong?
Remind you of anyone we know?
Davy Jones is the devil.

And yes, 'seafood platter gone wrong' reminds me of a lot of people I know.

Your damn right he is, Who cares if he can play the organ with his tentacles? Cthulhu can play Stairway to heaven on a Double-Neck guitar with his!

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:34 am

JJ Burke wrote:you would too, if you were that evil

Yah you got a point there

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:29 pm

Neo-Nazis sea-monkeys!!!

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:16 pm

I couldn't make it up.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:31 pm

odin2 wrote:Neo-Nazis sea-monkeys!!!

It all makes sense now