Ghouls vs. Zombies

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:45 pm

hyenas have one of the strongest bite forces. also, they're like funny-looking dogs. which is why they're always laughing

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:36 pm

Yes, I can

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:02 pm

krakenten wrote:Yes, I can

What? you can fit a whole apple in your mouth?

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:56 pm

he can dig like a hyena

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:04 pm

Oh...thats not as impressive

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:47 pm

Hyenas are vile creatures, they even fight to the death in the womb.
If they laugh, it's like the bully on the Simpsons.
They even have a false penis on females-it was once thought they were all males.
They fight constantly, and seem to genuinely hate one another.
Nasty things.

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:13 am

Still nicer than people.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:08 pm

Jesus Prime wrote:Still nicer than people.

and turtles...those things are the most sinister creatures on earth

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 4:57 pm

You're damn skippy they are. Sneaky little bastards.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:27 pm

they're still working on that abominable stilt technology.. luckily the monkeys and dogs are developing certain countermeasures

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:40 pm

Yah those turtle shells are hard cookies to crack!

krakenten · Post by **krakenten** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:42 pm

Who can hate a turtle?
Friend of mine had one he found in the woods, some kind of small snapping turtle, little guy would follow him around like a dog, and beg for bits of chicken.
A cute wil' fellow!

Hodgson · Post by **Hodgson** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:46 pm

krakenten wrote:Who can hate a turtle?

You're right. There's nothing wrong with turtles. It's the squirrels you have to worry about.

Eternities End · Post by **Eternities End** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:21 pm

Yah, but we should still keep an eye on those slow moving cold blooded little bastards

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:42 pm

It's okay, we only need to check on them once in a while.