The Stars are almost Right. What do you do?

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The Great Old Ones are coming. What do you do?

Start worshiping Cthulhu or another Great Old One and hope They let you live.
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Enjoy yourself for a year then put a bullet through your brain and that of your family.
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Get supplies, and weapons together, collect a few likeminded people, build up a base and die fighting.
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Try escaping into the Dreamlands. Very risky might not work plus They might follow you.
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Something else. Please describe.
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nachos with chile sauce it is the best, with good red wine. :P
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Shush, I was preoccupied with the golf shoes.
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What would I do? Beg a Yithian to zap me back to Australia.
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Maxmillian wrote:What would I do? Beg a Yithian to zap me back to Australia.
Won't help. Cthulhu won't skip Australia. He loves it there.
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Post by Jesus Prime »

Yeah, and without Steve Irwin we're doomed.
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Post by E.A. Lovecraft »

Jesus Prime wrote:Yeah, and without Steve Irwin we're doomed.
Herb West might be able to remedy that.
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Herby can fix anything!!....as long as its dead.
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freshness matters too
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E.A. Lovecraft wrote:
Jesus Prime wrote:Yeah, and without Steve Irwin we're doomed.
Herb West might be able to remedy that.
I guess I shouldn't have finshed that burger, then...
Adrian wrote:TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote:I sure love my pudding.
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Post by Double Yuggoth »

Alright, now I have a mental image of a re-animated Steve Irwin facing down Great Cthulhu and exclaiming "Ain't she a beauty!"
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Post by Eternities End »

Meh he could take him...but hes gonna need some back up...perhaps some sort of super team?
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Yeah. Someone go find Ray Mears.
Adrian wrote:TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
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What would I do? To quote Denis Leary playing John Wayne,

I'LL GROW GILLS AND BREATHE LIKE A FISH!
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Post by a_Lex »

I will take out my Cthulhu amulet and start screaming "IA CTHULHU! IA PUTIN!"

One of two deities will find that nice and have mercy upon me.

I just don't know whether it will be Cthulhu or Nya... khem... Putin ;)


Or, if that fails, run for my life and observe the end. Mighta learn some Eldritch magic before getting killed (I will be easy when "Eldritch" is all around).
If successfull at magic, or if backed up be one of two Higher Entities mentioned above (or by both), will party and do all the shit people are usualy forbidden (heh, no more society? Ledz party!) untill the bitter end.

Will also try to seduce a female Deep One ;)

P.S.: Most probably will end up eaten by a deep one.
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I can't see seducing a female deep one to be that hard of a task.
"Hey, you start a cult here often? We'd have some awfully pretty hybrid spawn, don't you think?"
Adrian wrote:TELL ME YOU ORDERED THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!
Adrian wrote:I sure love my pudding.
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