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Were glad to tell everybody, set up your bucket brigades and see if you can save whats left. Of course, youre wondering why, why now, why do we make this drastic decision? I think we are tired. We have kept so many secrets; weve conspired in so many thousands of meetings. Mainly, we have won almost every battle and now we dont care anymore. We dont need to win every last battle. Surprise, turns out after all were almost human. Almost. Hahaha. Besides, the next generation is not too bright. We tell the young ones what were really doing. They look stunned. What???? They came up through the schools we created. What do we expect? Definitely LOL. There seemed to be no end to the folly we could perpetrate, and the sophistry we could sell. Truth is, it was so easy. People say you cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear. Silly people. We did it every day. That should be the public\s epitaph: you made it so easy. Oh yeah, we got away with so much for so long. Its like being a burglar nike air max 90 bianche , and people leave the doors open and the money on the dresser. We just walk in, take the money, and walk out. Thats life for us. Come on, thats funny, right. LOLOL. We created 50 million functional illiterates. Folks, think about it, the great crime wave of the 20th century is us. Maybe thats not grammatical but you know we always crusaded against grammar, haha. Oh, yes, we were against anything by the rules, spelling and grammar, multiplication tables nike air max 90 nere , knowing any old thing. For sure, we hated right answers and memorizing stuff. We ourselves knew lots of stuff. Thats the way humans are supposed to live and yet we were able to convince the American public that knowing a lot of stuff was a waste of time; and the real purpose of the public schools is social engineering. Kids learn to work and play together. WTH. Throughout history, slaves have always known how to work and play together. Big deal. They dont have a choice. Why did nobody mention this? Let me have another sip of this….Thank you, Jack Daniels! Where was I? Oh, yeah. English has an alphabet, the ABCs. That is the definition of a phonetic language. Chinese doesnt have an alphabet. Japanese doesnt have an alphabet. But we convinced almost the whole country to pretend that words are Chinese diagrams that have to be memorized. Its hard to think of something equally preposterous. My mind reels now trying to think of an example. If you travel north from the equator, you will learn to fly. Frogs are great at rodeo. Really, its difficult to think of something that preposterous, LOL. But they went for it, little boobies. ROFL. Then we took on math and made it incomprehensible, murky, so that children in high school would not know how to compute the check in a restaurant. We had some smart people working on this. Things you would never imagine could be suitable for second and fourth graders…well nike air max nere e bianche , we taught exactly those things. By the time those kids got to sixth grade, they were permanently retarded math-wise. Hey, we were geniuses–sent kids off to college not knowing what 7 times 8 is. Think about it! The really brilliant thing was that Reform Math actually had 12 separate curricula. As fast as a community would learn to hate one of them, we would move to the next. Students would go through school and have children of their own; and they would still be working on other variations of Reform Math, LMAO. We had every community in the US tangled in knots trying to figure out why the kids cant learn arithmetic. And we kept telling the parents it was research-based. Now that is so funny. Come on, youve got to admit it. You know what the research is?? Somebody says, you think we could get away with this tumor?? Sure, lets try it. Constructivism, thats so funny. Thats comedy gold. You dont teach kids anything and THEREFORE they learn more. Damn, we are good, LOL for sure. So today we are kicking up our heels, dishing the dirt nike roshe run slip on italia , maybe scraping a little guilt off the shoes. Getting the truth out, wow, its kind of fun. And lets face it, Mr. and Mrs. America, if you dont think your kids deserved such treatment, so what? So sue us. On what grounds? We never broke a law. You let us get away with it. Hey, youre co-conspirators. Youre so stupid you didnt pay attention to what was happening in your schools. Hey, bitches, sue yourself, LOL forever. What? Im getting some signals from the back of the room to shut up. I cant do it. I wont. Freedom is such a wonderful thing. For me, not most people, of course. Why shut up? No nike roshe flyknit rosse , well give the US a big raspberry on the way to the Caribbean. Ill do Little Theater. Acting? That\s all we ever did. Im telling you, getting far away from education is an easy move because Ive always been far away from education if by that you mean that kids should learn to read and write. Like I cared, haha. I wanted to fix it so kids couldnt read and write, anybody not get it? John Dewey told me to do this. Marxism told me to do this. Epater the bourgeoisie. Thats you, John Dough. The Russians were