New Holiday

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:57 am

Screw Halloween, this is my new favorite holiday.

Rusty's hiding in his closet.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:46 am

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

I Love it!!!!

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:10 pm

Bah. It should so obviously be Cannibal Corpse Day.

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:03 pm

Pfft. Cannibal Corpse? They're just pretenders to the throne.

JJ Burke · Post by **JJ Burke** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:46 pm

slayer and cannibal corpse might play respectable music, but some segment of their fan base (at least around here) thinks it's actually cool to mutilate small animals and pin them to things in public places with band logos retardedly represented in blood or knife marks. i'm sure you fine people in present company are not affiliated with such demented bastardry, but i don't know if i'll ever be able to give those bands a fair chance because of it

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:40 pm

Can't say I ever saw that segment when I lived in SoCal (Camp Pendleton), but I don't doubt it happens. My bet is the assholes who think that shit is cool would do it no matter what bands they listened to.

Carmine Doll · Post by **Carmine Doll** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:31 am

I think no one around here knew about that day

I will tell them next year to be ready

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:36 am

Umm... Next year it's not on. It's a centennial event.
And Cannibal Corpse are FAR better than Slayer in every regard. I'll take "Hammer Smashed Face" over "Reign In Blood" any day.

odin2 · Post by **odin2** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 1:08 pm

Next year is 6/6/07....not the same..

E.A. Lovecraft · Post by **E.A. Lovecraft** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:38 pm

Every day is National Day of Slayer.

Cannibal Corpse had a holiday once, but nobody cared.

Carmine Doll · Post by **Carmine Doll** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:05 pm

Oh I see

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:14 pm

E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Every day is National Day of Slayer.

Cannibal Corpse had a holiday once, but nobody cared.

No one made forum posts about it because they were too busy ripping the foetuses out of pregnant women and committing unspeakable acts on young ladies' bottoms with meat hooks.

Carmine Doll · Post by **Carmine Doll** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:33 pm

Jesus Prime · Post by **Jesus Prime** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:43 pm

"Butchered At Birth" and "Meat Hook Sodomy". Two amazing tracks. But the fun really started when Corpsegrinder became their singer.

Yog-Sothoth · Post by **Yog-Sothoth** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:28 am

Jesus Prime wrote:
E.A. Lovecraft wrote:Every day is National Day of Slayer.

Cannibal Corpse had a holiday once, but nobody cared.
No one made forum posts about it because they were too busy ripping the foetuses out of pregnant women and committing unspeakable acts on young ladies' bottoms with meat hooks.

Ahh, you went to the concert too?

The Temple of Dagon

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