Elder God, Schmelder God by Stephan Hesh
Elder God, Schmelder God.
I am not afraid.
I’ll sing their songs.
I’ll chant their chants.
And even say their names.
Hastur, Hastur.
Nyarlthotep.
You see, I feel the same.
Ancient tomes, by crazy gnomes.
Nothing dreadful there.
I’ll read their words.
I’ll draw their signs.
And prove it’s not germane.
For they’re not real.
Just mindless tales.
Your fears are all in vain.
Great Old Ones, they’re all gone.
They’ll never worry me.
I’ll use black spells.
I’ll open the doors.
And throw away the key.
One moment please.
I heard a noise.
Oh God! No, stop! Not meeeeeeee!
May 26th, 2006 at 3:13 am
lol, that showed him!
May 28th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
heh heh heh, not too shabby
June 18th, 2006 at 1:11 am
Hehe…Take that nonbeleiver!
July 21st, 2006 at 11:56 pm
Eat him up Hastur!
August 12th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
The idea lives… keep up the good work!
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
awesome, that’ll teach him
May 24th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
One thing; Hastur and Nyarlthotep aren’t Elder Gods. They’re a Great Old One and Outer God, respectively.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Tempting fate: bad idea.
Tempting the Elder Gods: worse idea.
Tempting both: Such a bad idea, that it’s virtually impossible not to do it.
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:30 am
Awesome!